Philadelphia 76ers

 

Record: 45-37 (0-1 in the NBA playoffs; we mostly stayed here because she had to catch up on her schoolwork. We did got to Sonic and we had no real issues to speak of even though I did get ice cream again. She is still allowing me to take the car and I watched the video that she sent me about the driveway. The only real issue we had was when she hung up the deal from Draft2Digital on the refrigerator and I was curious about it. I did drink a little, but no one noticed) 

Mauricio Appelvoorst 

Essi Conohan 

Kairo Van Brogen 

Arturo Olesiewicz 

Hendrix Weddington 

Maddux Betker 

Bobby Pabo 

Chester Gorman-Heltemes 

Clement Pylant 

Minnesota Timberwolves

 

Record: 43-39 (No playoff appearance; I got a little bit upset over the paint stripper falling on the car, but nothing else other than that happened. That king of segwayed into her not letting me drive, and to make a long story short, she finally agreed to let me drive because I was threatening to tear up the check. It has been a long time coming. I am only allowed to drive on Sunday, and I have been added to the insurance, but I will take it.)

Benedict Karavolas 

Deandre Kindrick 

Walter Kasperowich 

Arwan Glance 

Jabari Fries 

Jasiah Ludvigsen 

Byron Rumbelow 

Kason Mulnick 

Daris Cooper-Kelley 

Los Angeles Angels

 

Record: 77-85 (I got a little bit too upset over various things today, so I will probably have to call this a losing season. I did, however, get done with all of my writing goals so that will help a little bit. We also got the paint stripper and it did help the road somewhat) 

Victor Karnerfors 

Vivaan Holuta 

Asa Wanzala 

Kevin Edmiaston 

Talon Roques-Carmes 

Kyson Silbermann 

Malik Mrwetyana 

Finley Kosmowski

Maurice Bowerman

Carolina Panthers

 

Record: 10-7 (0-1 in the playoffs; We kept waiting for the guy who was going to paint our ceiling and he did finally show up at about 3:20 when we were about to give up on him. I showed him my book but I was a gentleman about it and admitted it to Cheryl. The guy spilled some paint on the floor and then he spilled some paint on the street, but other than that he did okay. We went to Sonic twice even though we stayed in Panhandle waiting on the guy. I saw Adam and he made me laugh with some of the dirty jokes he said. He told me he didn't have time to start on my book because he had to go to the ER and I told Cheryl I was going to pray for him.)

Easton Fillinger QB 

Victor Rayel HB 

Douglas Bolaji FB 

Elia Hafizullah WR 

Marco Kahnt TE 

Ayaan Campbell-Harris K 

Maurice Hostynski DE 

Pierre Sagou CB 

Griffin Huddart S

New Jersey Devils

 

Record: 38-32-12 (First-round exit in the playoffs; I was just a little bit too nervous about this meeting at the Social Security Administration office but it did work out. She said that what it probably was what that they were tripping off my old address in Colorado. I backed off from Cheryl even though it took a while but we did do a few things. I got my work done at about one in the morning so it wasn't so bad) 

Paxton Wochomurka

William Danville 

Watson Smigelski 

Donald Rassisa 

Colbert Petrovic 

Milan Didat 

Isaiah Kloppers 

Donovan Bobbles 

Quentin Amasko 

Chicago White Sox

 

Record: 82-80 (No playoff appearance; I went to church and I guess things worked out okay. I was running way way behind on my book work but I ended up staying up until three and finished it. Dale and Gracie about took me home but then Cheryl showed up. The guest preacher's message was on "excuses.") 

Kayden Appelberg 

Korbin Pothuisje 

Emerson Wesam 

Jaiden Leprino 

Enzo Bacus-Jaruda 

Walter Bertulli 

Joaquin Marchisotto 

Wells Duszynski 

Keenan Arbaiza

Tennessee Titans

 

Record: 9-8 (NO playoff appearance; only had to stay up until 11:30 to get done with the thousand words. She did not get up right away, and I was worried about that but I let it go. I also spent a bit too much money on Boy Scout products, but she didn't give me a hard time about that either. I asked if I could show him the book and she said no and I didn't get upset over it.) 

Benji Stainbrook QB

Agustus Niver HB 

Raphael Romo-Nickell FB 

Draven Skullvoorst WR

Junior Manoushagian TE 

Ahmad Hobkirk P 

Braxton Fanafac K 

Bartholomew Chutkan DE 

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

 

Record: 11-6 (Made it to the NFC Championship; the reason I am giving myself such high marks today would have to be due to me getting my allotted writing goals done at a reasonable hour without having to stay up until God knows when. Additionally, Cheryl and I did a lot of things and even though I was a bit too talkative I still backed off when she asked because she is having a rough time. We went to the Tri-State Fair and we might go again tomorrow if she feels up to it.)

Sylas Lasnetski QB 

Emeril Menjen HB 

Creed Sarabia FB 

Eppa Bhoolai WR

Terrell Graybow TE 

Moustafa Khouravand K 

Ephraim Tolorunsagba C 

Damacles Varacalli LB 

Bernie Angland S 

Chicago Bulls

 

Record: 40-42 (No playoff appearance; I cannot quite call this a winning day because I didn't get to a thousand words, but other things happened that helped the record. First of all, we did make it to the job interview in time, but we were getting nervous because Cheryl wasn't feeling well. I thought the neighbor was copying us but it was only because she was mowing her lawn. It was a good thing I didn't lose my temper and say something for sure) 

Brady Sudhakararao

Delano Lagerfield 

Reuben Barichik 

Reginald Orev 

Espen Keysor 

Bridger Tatomir 

Aapo Mumma 

Keith Liwanag

Ronnie Cherotich 

Washington Wizards

 

Record: 47-35 (First-round loss in the playoffs; I am typing this in the morning and we are headed to Amarillo and I am yet again having a difficult time determining what happened yesterday. Let me think...well, we did go to the DMV and it wasn't nearly as bad as I thought. Wray wanted me to do something about that insurance deal, so I did call them. That's about it) 

Brandon Clijstra 

Elon Talarabtas

Jermaine Bovingdon 

Kevin Kpakima 

Cael Sikkuka 

Reign Rothstein 

Jad Thiokol 

Bryce Opalka 

Arthur Edelkind 

St. Louis Blues

 

Record: 33-23-26 (Cheryl had to go to the doctor today and I stayed in the car. Nothing bad really happened there so it was largely uneventful. She was embarrassed that she had to take her clothes off, but other than that it went okay. We spent too much at the barbecue place, but I didn't complain about that either. I was joking around too much about her taking her clothes off and had to apologize but I did) 

Rodrigo Jahr 

Zechariah Wulfs

Tobias Cigiro

Draven Sniderman 

Stutton Thornwood 

Rhys Kooplaw

Ryder Woof

Terrell Justus

Chikao Szweda

California Baptist Lancers

Record: 18-14 (Did not qualify for March Madness; We did do a lot of things today, including going and seeing a baseball movie about a deformed guy who makes it to the minors. I was a gentleman about it all because she said it reminded her of Jimmy. Additionally, I asked her if she wanted the outcome of the movie and she said no. We ate at a restaurant in Canyon and I randomly asked some people how big Canyon was and that was the only thing that upset her. I still have poor people skills but oh well) 

Auden Slankard

Barnaby Ganesha

Creed Fitzgeral

Kace Jla 

Taylor Rabinowitz

Jakob Falzon

Langston Heimbichner

Royal Falkenauer

Devon Chien 

 

Utah Jazz

 

Record: 47-35 (Second-round exit in the playoffs; I got everything done as far as working on my novel went, and I also did not lose my temper any. I was a bit too hyper-sensitive, but other than that everything went okay. I helped her with a test and did not feel well at all when I was trying to sleep, but I think I eventually got over it) 

Amir Wardle

Jules Seaman

Charlie Rajadhyaksha

Colt Routley 

Myles Hawthrone

Eugene Cianfanelli

Rhett Baran

Lucian Oazaza 

Juan Wadas

Indiana Pacers

 

Record: 47-35 (Lost first round of the playoffs; it was kind of an off-day for me and I was kind of dizzy, so I didn't really do any work. There were no outbursts, so that was a good thing. I ended up just walking around and kind of marketed my book a little, but that was it. I did put it in that "give one, take one" box that Panhandle has by the museum.) 

Gianni Segalman

Eno Backman

Erwann Alhola

Hugo Dworet

Bartley DeFriest

Mohamed Bujak  

Reyansh Kingstone 

Brian Ganchow

Roland Moro

Oklahoma City Thunder

 

Record: 42-40 (I got drunk because I am upset about moving out, but I still stayed calm. Nothing else really happened,) 

Phillip Hendreson

Jamir Harvolb

Finnley Gara 

Russell Chesser

Salvador Rouwhorst 

Nixon Musco 

Kingston Widulinski

Avery Corrielus

Exton Santmyers

Detroit Lions

 

Record: 8-9 (Not entirely a winning day because I got too mad at her, but she is insisting that I try to get a car from CarFax) 

Royal Fouad QB

Lian Chisbell HB

Cristen Husmour FB

Boden DeBouvre WR

Lawrence Brumbalow WR

Barack Kocsis WR

Trent Nortobey WR

Oscar Bhoradziev TE

Richard Boccabella TE

Los Angeles Rams

 

Record: 10-7 (0-1 in playoffs; of course, we woke up in Springfield and I tried to do my errands but it didn't entirely work. I am running into some red tape with my taxes, birth certificate and other issues. We made it home and I did walk a long way and bought some energy. I had been encountering some bitterness today but I got through it without any major angry outbursts so I will call this a winning day. I had to stay up later to make to a thousand on my writing, but I did that too) 

Darby Mambazay  QB

Decker Karnerfors HB

Santiago Toschetti FB

Kaison Towersap WR

Collin Kakungulu WR

Ernesto Ryugo WR

Angelo Deligeorgy WR

Brixton Tairte TE

Brent Toberer TE

Pittsburgh Penguins

 

Record: 44-31-7 (Second-round exit in the playoffs; we went back to my hometown in order to get that property sale started and I was able to finish my book. We debated on where to eat because Springfield doesn't appear to have that many places anymore so we went to Lamar even though it was at night. The hotel is pretty nice though)  

Wade Rochford 

Karson Kovalyova 

Benton Kuruvilla

Thiago Solme

Neil Ramjewan 

Lucius Teddlie

Edom Melnychuk

Everest Mcintyde

Baylor Bramadan

Brooklyn Nets

 

Record: 43-39 (First-round exit in the playoffs; I was still having a lot of memory issues but I got through it. There was a stray English bulldog running around and I about got on the neighbors' bad side because I chased it in their yard, however that didn't last for very long. I didn't get much sleep in the morning and I tried painting over the stain on the blinds and the paint spilled. Still, I was able to get that accomplished even though it stained over the carpet in my room. Plus, I helped Cheryl with another test for her schoolwork.) 

Allen McWilson

Garrett Bienstock

Andrew Kressin 

Ralph Cividini

Agustus Bleicher

Baldwin Lagerfield

Zayd Pogacar

Leighton Topka

Cyrus Glance

Milwaukee Brewers

 

Record: 92-70 (Made the playoffs as a wildcard; the day didn't start out the best because I got very stressed due to not being able to find my key pouch, and then I ended up having some focal aware seizures due to it. However, there were no bad outbursts with Cheryl, so I will go ahead and call it a winning day. Moreover, I stayed up until Three AM and finished all of my writing work. I will have to take this as a lesson to always stay calm because I don't need to have any of these seizures, that is for sure) 

Deshawn Perovskia
Dex Ethier
Leonardo Whittingham 
Boston Symes
Gary Royal-Gordon
Scott Hoppington
Alden Ingalsbe  
Didier Cao
Eshan Haenschen

Oklahoma City Thunder

 

Record: 49-33 (Lost first round in the playoffs; things went okay today for the most part. We went to the homecoming game in Borger and it worked out okay. I did not freak anybody out or anything like that. I did kind of have an episode with my seizures later on that night, but it was okay because I still finished all of my writing goals.) 

Ezra Lecuyer

Decker Eschbach

Abner Judy

Gibson Columbu

Alfonso Ameerali

Ari Harpster

Banks Pfeiffenberger 

Alden Hanscom  

Victor Boutell

Carolina Panthers

 

Record: 10-7 (No playoff appearance; I will go ahead and call this a winning day even though I had to stay up until three in the morning to get everything done and I did not do any work on the Apostle Paul piece. I got into a lengthy debate with someone back home who was falsely accusing me of crap, so that didn't help. But I didn't have any outbursts, so I would still call this a winning day.) 

Saint Hirst QB

Riley Hayashino HB

Cason Kuczora FB

Dalton Tuszynski WR

Danilo Paulides WR

Harlem Haz WR

Zahir Bernacki WR

Anthony Cuzzato  TE

William Marathea TE

Atlanta Hawks

 

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Record: 40-42 (I can't really give myself that good of a record because I slacked off too much on the writing. Other than that it was an okay day. We went to Claude to get some ice and I tried out a Snickers bar ice cream from Sonic. I finished both lawns and Kevin said it looked much better.) 

Adonis Tolorunsagba

Amir Seurdge 

Eladio Entorrez 

Ty Falzon

Connor Gunnarsen 

Decker Doeden

Kody Jobert

Exton Horak

Ayden Trethewey

Baltimore Ravens

 

Record: 10-7 (0-1 in the playoffs; We had to take a trip to the oncologist so that my wife could have a cancer check-up, but we both got really pissed that they had changed the address without telling us. I actually started ranting about it, plus I was upset and pissed off at my phone as well. I kept apologizing the whole way through my rant, and she kept telling me to calm down because it was too stressful a doctor's visit for her anyway. I tried to get her to reschedule for as soon as possible, but she wants to wait. No more arguments about anything else. It took me past midnight to get all of my writing work done, but I did get it finished)  

Tobias Snygma QB

Keagan Gartika HB

Derrick Githens FB

Izaiah Bocox WR

Jonas Wallewein WR

Elmo Lansimaki WR

Trent Saatova WR

Alden Heckethorn TE

Dominik Pankauski TE

Arizona Diamondbacks

 

Record: 85-77 (No playoff appearance; today was Labor Day and she did do a lot of things and did a lot of cooking, making some complicated cookies designed in the shape of watermelons. We finally went to the lake about four or so and then when we got back she wanted me to give some to Jeff and Adam, so I did. He wanted a copy of my second book, so I gave it to him.) 

Jairo Radoncic

Cedrick Breetham

Genesis Bin 

Drew Hawkevick 

August Sarfaty

Louie Verbeke 

Santana Congrove

Darwin Lukitsch 

Vivaan Grundler

Chicago Cubs

 

Record: 89-73 (No playoff appearance; I went to church and kept joking with everyone about who the next pastor would be and I did eat some donuts, but other than that nothing happened. I did not upset Cheryl except for a brief moment when I was talking about the "Meet Me in Montana" song and she didn't like it. Otherwise a normal day) 

Thiago Vanansa

Banks Abunayan 

DeShawn Thomps

Lee Brown-Long 

Denton Splettstoesser

Zaiden Sigado

Malakai Stranger

Aries Wolanski

Canon Jetton

Emerson Kiger

Ottawa Senators

 

Record:  37-33-12 (Barely missed the playoffs; Worked on the neighbor's lawn, got to chatting with another neighbor, showed off the author copies of my books several times, no real issues other than I left to get an energy drink and she was upset and worried about it.)

Charles Genovesi

Brecken Horlor

Alexander Kirberg 

Rayden Mulich

Baker Seyer 

Neil Haughey

Caleb St. Leger 

Pedro Wojtowicz 

Anthony Pinset

San Antonio Spurs

 

Record: 49-33 (First-round exit in the playoffs; we went to Amarillo today and it was a good day even though I'm still stewing and fretting over the possibility of being in Pampa by myself. We ultimately got some McChickens at McDonald's and we went to the Chevrolet dealership where I thought they had a decent trade-in for her but she did not like it. I ended up walking to the dollar store to get another energy drink but she called me and told me she was making dinner so I turned around.)  

Wesson Phariss

Gavin Fusero 

Max Mummidivarapu 

Clark Colombage 

Anakin Register

Ibrahim Goblin 

Leland Kuga-Henderson 

Easton Chisell

Yael Bishton